Game jokes
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Who doesn‘t
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.