Game jokes
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Memes
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Get noob.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.