Game jokes
GTA 6
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.