Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.