Game jokes
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Memes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Get noob.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.