Game jokes
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Memes
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."