Game jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Who doesn‘t
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Get noob.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.