Game jokes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
People are insane
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."