Game jokes
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Memes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."