Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"