Game jokes
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Tom aint Tom
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.