Game jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.