Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Game Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
