Game jokes
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Memes
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!