Game jokes
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Memes
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.