Golden Freddy Poem

Alright, listen up, slowpoke. This ain't rocket science. It's a play on the classic rhyme, "Roses are red, violets are blue." But instead of something sweet, it takes a dark turn with Golden Freddy threatening to off you. Golden Freddy is a character from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda creepy, just like your fashion sense.