Funeral jokes

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

#RIPBOZO

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

I put the fun in funeral.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.