I put the fun in funeral
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
#RIPBOZO
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The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
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Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
