Funeral Jokes

do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.

Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.

Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma

Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!

Haha Dead

He’s not dead just his storage unit

The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known

what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES

Little Johnny died

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest Son: wheres grandma?

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.