Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
What a group of emos is called? A funeral
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐คง๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ณ๐๐ฅถ๐คง๐ฅต๐ฉ๐ซ๐คง๐ค๐๐ฅต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐๐ข๐ค๐ซ๐๐คค๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฅฑ๐๐ฅด๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said โIโm deadโ so I said โthatโs what she said.โ
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and thatโs the day he found out that my grandma had cancer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ 6 weeks later she died .๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
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Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was โwell, at least sheโs in heaven!โ
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died