You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What happened when the man died: yes
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
