Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.