The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I put the fun in funeral
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
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Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close the casket.
