Fun Jokes

Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.

Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.

Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun

What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom the other fought for fun

Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?

Son- sure, let me get it from the closet

Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL

I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people

fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self

Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭

What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.

It's all fun and games until they start dancing

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"