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Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"

So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."

They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"