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Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.