Fun jokes
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.