Fun

Fun jokes

Whore

  • I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

    Club

  • Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

    Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

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  • Morning

  • Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

    Shooter

  • I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

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  • Girl

  • What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

    Store

  • While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

    Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

    Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

    You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

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  • Adoption

  • Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

    They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

    Orphan

  • Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

    Daughter

  • I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

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  • Rape

  • Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

    School Shooter

  • VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4

    LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

    DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.

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  • Kid

  • Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)