Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL
I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
