A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
What’s the difference between a Baby and a watermelon.
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Cause they will never get to home
I have a friend named Mole, She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt......
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
What is the difference between
What time is fun? Time for games
What game is for kids? Uno
Fuck off
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
Hi how are you today
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word 'penis' in happiness
Tonight Im Making A Fort, Im Calling It Fortnite
