Fun jokes
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I had fun.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What is fun? Everyone.
I have fun with my friends.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.