Fun

Fun jokes

Arson

  • Why is arson so fun?

    IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

    Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

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  • Life

  • Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

    The creator's son tried that!

    (My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

    Couple

  • A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

    Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

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  • Party

  • Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

    Lie

  • A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

    “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

    “Let me start,” says the son.

    “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

    “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

    “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

    “Your right!” He replies.

    “I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

    “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

    “The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

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