My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
I put the fun in funeral.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
why cant orphans play base ball ? because they have no home to fun to
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
i kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair and now were playing rocket league
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
