Fun jokes

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

I had fun.

What is fun? Everyone.

I have fun with my friends.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"

So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."

They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”

“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.

“Let me start,” says the son.

“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.

“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.

“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.

“Your right!” He replies.

“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”

“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.

“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.