Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
