Fun jokes
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!