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Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Ball

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

Clown

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Kid

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Zookeeper

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Bunch

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Virgin

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Party

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Fact

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

Orphan

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Orphan

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Cockroach

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.