Fun jokes
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.