What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
What is fun ? Everyone
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
I have fun with my friends
I put the fun in funeral
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I saw a kid crying, so i asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more. ANYWAY working at an orphanage if fun.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
I had fun
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
