What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
