By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. The joke plays on how long it took to run over his wife with his car. Since he had to stop for gas twice, it implies it took a very long time and/or his car is a real piece of junk. Also, it's not nice to run over your wife. It can, like, really hurt them, ya know? You probably don't have a wife though.