Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.
Cornell Party Ban
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. The joke is that banning big frat parties doesn't stop the degeneracy; it just moves it to cramped dorm rooms where there is less space for the weird stuff. You probably didn't get the math because you're too busy staring at the wall. Stay in school, if they'll have you.
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