Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actual stands for fuck family.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white women he chopped her up and put her in the woods the suck fuck.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
why did my fuck a girl because she said uh
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
What did satin say to god??
Bitch what the fuck you looking at
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
i fucked a wall
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
Roses are red your mums a Queer fucking hell can’t get out of first gear
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
When u go to ur girlfriends house but accidentally go into her dads room and fuck him anyway
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Stephen could not click the im not a robot so well I guess he is fucked
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
TAOST YOU DIDNT SUBMIT IT YOU FUCK
