Fucking jokes
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"