Fucking jokes

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.

This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!

Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

I fucking hate school, god damn!

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!