Fucking jokes
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!