My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
Hahaha :)
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, " A, T&T!"
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house Because he was grounded
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
I have fun with my friends
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
I love friends
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
I only have a few friends like if you relate
Based on a true story
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
what do you call my friends... SHORT
