Friends jokes
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
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Lol same
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"