Friends jokes
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Memes
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"