Friends jokes

Friend

Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

Orphan

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Memes

Gun

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Game

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Ladder

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Hairline

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Depression

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Friend

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Skeleton

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Man

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Fight

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."