My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
bro is your hairline and your forhead good friends because they go way back
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
How does a skeleton call his friends? ON THE TELE-BONE!!!!
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You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.
I added Paul walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11? My Friend: What’s that? Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall..
To Tina: hi Love, your my oldest, and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live: I luvv you so much, my sweetest dearest darling.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
Are you my friend?.. bc I would make you more then that
