Friends Jokes

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?

My Friend: What’s that?

Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

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