Friends jokes
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Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Memes
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
I have fun with my friends.
I love friends.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣