My friend went to buy so milk, why is she not back yet?
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him. thats it for now
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house.Because they can't make themselves at home
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
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What do guns and gum have in common?... when you pull one out, everyone wants ta be your friend.
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
