Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns I realized toucan play at this game
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys penises
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
