peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
i dont have any friends if you like this i can be your friend :)
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”
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What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
E SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA this is why I dont have friends:(
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 👃nose but you can't pick you're friends noses 👃 Does it cycle now? 🚲
So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose 👃 but you can't pick your friends noses 👃 👃 👃
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What do you call a group of teenage emo's?
Suicide squad.
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
