I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
The 3 AM Advantage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, leaf-eater. The guy is dark-skinned, so at 3 AM he's basically a ninja. You can't fight what you can't see. You're probably the type to try and punch a shadow.