Friend jokes

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

I have a little John.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?

When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.