Friend jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Memes
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I have a little John.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"