Friend Jokes

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure"

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny

my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

Why does jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

my classmate Hailey legacy

asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"

When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”