if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What happens when you eat salmon with nutella?
You get salmonella
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.