Salmon

Salmon Jokes

Book

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Booby

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

Child

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."