Salmon jokes
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
