Salmon jokes
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
