Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.
What happens when you eat salmon with nutella?
You get salmonella
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What say the child to the man? Shalom Man come later give the child: Here what you ask for! Child: Noo sir I say Shabbat Shalom I not ask for Salmon!!!! Man: It may be the coin in me ear hard to hear
