A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? friend :why? me: because they don't have a mother or fathers day
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Run bestie run!!!!
Hey Sandy
Me: I need a good roast. My friend: take me
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
