Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
