Friend jokes

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

I have a little John.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.