Friend jokes

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

I have a little John.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.