Friend Jokes

i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.

Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"

"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....

My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"

Friend: "Your blood pressure"

The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'

My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair

Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf..

...and he’s struggling to put food on the table

A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"