I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
đź—Ł: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
i have a little john
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
