9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
me: what did the twin say to the other twin
friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
My friend had a drink called quick start so I said "that's a quick start to the morning".
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
