Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.