My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
I found your parent
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
