Found jokes

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!