Found jokes
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"