Found jokes
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I found your parent!
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...