Footwear jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Memes
when you want happiness on your feet
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS