Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Footwear Jokes
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!