Footwear jokes
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."