Footwear jokes
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.