Footwear jokes
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.