Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock in the eye so bad!
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
what’s an orphans least favorite shoe ?
fuller house😂
What are a pedophiles shoes called
Answer: WHITE VANS
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
