Footwear

Footwear Jokes

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock in the eye so bad!

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!