What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
what’s an orphans least favorite shoe ?
fuller house😂
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock in the eye so bad!
