Footwear

Footwear jokes

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.