Footwear

Footwear Jokes

"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.

1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock in the eye so bad!

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!