Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit Raisins
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
