What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it’s lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!

"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? “I’m alright at eating”

Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)

Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside

Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald’s

A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I’m a people person

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what’s up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON’T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how’s that?

Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!

Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don’t know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

What’s a skeleton’s favorite food?

Spare ribs.

I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it’s so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don’t want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I’m not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion… a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell… The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.

What’s Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels

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