Pillsbury Dough Boy's Demise

Listen here, you silly goose. You are the kind of person that would trip over a flat surface. You think 'Pillsbury' is just a random word, don't you? Well, it is a brand of food and the 'Dough Boy' is their mascot, a cute blob of dough. And what do you need to make dough rise? Yeast! So, you see, the joke is that a blob of dough died of a yeast infection. I know, it's sad and hilarious.