Costco jokes

Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Why can't orphans go to Costco?

Because it's a family shop.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Me: The man sleeped in a $200 bed in His hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coffin?

My friend: They're cheaper at Costco.

Me: Oh shit, you're going to have "fun" this weekend.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.