Costco

Costco Jokes

Stephen hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people😳😳😳😳😳😳what did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something, a guy walks up to him and says "Whats wrong pal?, don't worry it's not like your on a abandoned Isle!"

Me: the man sleeped in a $200 bed i He's hole life so why dose he need a $2,000 coughing My friend: there cheaper at Costco Me: oh shit your going to have "fun" this weekend