Food jokes
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The best snack
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.