Food jokes
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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Memes
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.