Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Food Jokes
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Bunger.
I love eggs!
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
