Food jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Bunger.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.