Food

Food jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Pizza

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Memes

Blonde

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Chicken

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Difference

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

M M

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Orphan

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Lie

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Orphan

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.