Food jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

What kind of cheese protects castles?

MOAT-zerrela.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Why can't an Asian play baseball?

'Cause they always eat the bat!

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!