Food jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Memes
Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Bunger.
I love eggs!
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.