Food jokes
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Bunger.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.