Food jokes
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why are french fries rude?
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.