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What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
isn't eating a clock time consuming
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
im hungry
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
Ok ok eat your shirt
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
