What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, this is for you smooth-brains. Get this: Michael Jackson was accused of inappropriate stuff with kids, right? So the "joke" is comparing that to a "Jackson dog" which is a gross way of saying old sausage and young buns. Which you are because you are reading this. Get it now, dumbo?
Anonymous
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