Food jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.