Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Food Jokes
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
