What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye "it's dye-ing"
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good but he says that he doesn't taste anything
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
