Food

Food jokes

Costco

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Cake

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

Twin Towers

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

Memes

Omelet

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Mayonnaise

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Milk

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?