Food jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!