Food jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Memes
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Butter believe it.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.