Food

Food Jokes

Cake

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

Twin Towers

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

Omelet

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Mayonnaise

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Milk

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Watermelon

They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalffeinated.

Banana

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.