Food jokes
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Memes
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Why donβt old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.