Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You think this is funny? Here are the facts: You probably think 'orphan' is just a word on a page. But 'orphan' means a kid doesn't have parents, which is really, really sad, and this joke plays on that fact. So, it's not a knee-slapper to anyone with a shred of decency. The joke is that the dad abandoned them, he didn't just forget the milk. You should be ashamed.