Food jokes
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Memes
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What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.