Food Jokes

what country did indians invent? curry-a

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasuuubi

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any

Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE

I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind

A grape chillie bean

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."

y do people eat cereal for breakfast?

because why not.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

A Chicken walks into a Bar.

He Orders Dr. Pepper

He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."

the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )