Food jokes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.