Food

Food jokes

Bean

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Fat

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Memes

Plane

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.

Delivery

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

Jimmy

What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.

Dog

I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.

Michael Jackson

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Breakfast

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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  • Orphan

    Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.