If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
