Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
i make baby mush
what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
