If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Food Jokes
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
