Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
i make baby mush
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
What do u call a pig that does karate A pork chop
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
