At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
