Food jokes
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.