Food jokes
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Memes
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.