Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Let’s go for an ALL-in-one buffet
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
