Food jokes
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Memes
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.