Food jokes

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

A: The wheelchair.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

"I want you inside me!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

Answer: The table part.