Noob butter eater.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Oh, he needs some milk!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
I don't want to taco about myself.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
