So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Food Jokes
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Oh, he needs some milk!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
