Food jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I hate it when that happens
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
You are a fat pig.