Food jokes
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
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Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Let's taco about something.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"