Food jokes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Memes
I hate it when that happens
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.