Food jokes
You are a fat pig.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Let's taco about something.
I have breakfast with my boys.