Food jokes
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Memes
Peanut Butter
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
I have breakfast with my boys.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.