Food jokes
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.