What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
