What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
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Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, a cow with no legs is "ground beef" because it's, like, on the ground. Get it? Then, a cow with TWO legs is "lean beef" because it can lean on those two legs! HA! It's funny because you think all your food comes from the grocery store, dingus.