Food jokes

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.

I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.