Food jokes
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Memes
What do they say when they answer the phone???
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."