Food jokes
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.