Food jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
How was your day, Freshfry?
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!