Food jokes
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.