Food jokes
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
Memes
dinner time
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?