Food jokes
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Banana joke?
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Curry must hurry.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"