Food jokes
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Memes
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the egg say to the tuna?