Food jokes
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Memes
Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :
Chicken
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.