Food jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Memes
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!