Food jokes
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
All Nepali love momos.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.