Food jokes
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Chicken
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"