Food jokes
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Memes
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What did the steak say to the other steak?