Food jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Memes
my new twin
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!