Food jokes
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.