Food jokes
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p